Popular Quotes by Frank Zappa
- If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
- It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
- There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.
- There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
- Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
- The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
- Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
- One size does not fit all.
- The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
- Information doesn’t kill you.
- Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
- If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
- Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
