Popular Quotes by Frank Zappa

  1. If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
  2. It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
  3. There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
  4. Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.
  5. There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
  6. Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
  7. The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
  8. Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
  9. One size does not fit all.
  10. The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
  11. Information doesn’t kill you.
  12. Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
  13. If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
  14. Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.

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